Hello, my name is Sam. Je suis bitchin'. One time I wrote a serious academic paper about Seinfeld and got an A on it.

19 | INTP | Lit Student | NYC

😎 ♔  up to no good. ♔ 😎

Lauren and I sing a duet of Vampire Weekend’s “Worship You.”

Dancing lemon meringue pie featuring the vocal stylings of Lauren and Sam. 

YOOOOO SNL recap things exciting life ahhh!!!!!!


The audio isn’t synced w/ the video in parts bUT IT FINISHED UPLOADING so yeah updates + rants about literary analysis and Gatsby.

I made a video it’s dumb.

In which the video is really just about my cat.

A dumb video where I talk a lot but my cat makes a cameo so it’s cool.

For English class, we were assigned a project where we had to get into groups and write/perform a song about the Declaration of Independence.  Naturally, I couldn’t not do a Lonely Island song.  So I present, to the tune of “Jack Sparrow,” our Declaration of Independence song.

(In this group is [left to right] myself, and my friends Miranda, Moe, and Caylin.  Caylin and Moe are my two best friends that I talk about frequently.  FUN TIMES.  Also, my dance moves are super killer.  I know you wouldn’t even guess this, but none of them were choreographed.)

I’m in the In N Out drive through. So. Hi.