Hello, my name is Sam. Je suis bitchin'. One time I wrote a serious academic paper about Seinfeld and got an A on it.

19 | INTP | Lit Student | NYC

😎 ♔  up to no good. ♔ 😎
amypoeh1er said:
i don't remember how i found your blog it was like four years ago

I’M ELDERLY NOW.

amypoeh1er said:
~ height: 3'3 ~ age: three/ninety-four ~ voice pitch: flute/djembe drum ~ sleeping position/do I drool or snore in my sleep: hovering/both at the same time ~ favorite color: that one color u only see after u rub ur eyes for a couple hours ~ morning, noon, or evening person: like a mixture of the three ~anything else: ur rad as heckie ~

Wonderful and probably absolutely accurate.

I love you a lot.

#WHAT THE FUCK DO I LOOK LIKE TO YOU A 1950s SCHOOL TEACHER????

Campaign “Sam is not a ma’am.”

mcbrayers replied to your post “mcbrayers replied to your post: MY FLOWERS PHOTO IS GETTING NOTES…”

(i have two posts with over 100,000 notes d o y o u w anna go)

No thank you, ma’am.

mcbrayers replied to your post: YOOOO.

!!!!!!

mcbrayers replied to your post:

I started singing “i gotta pocket gotta pocket full of waffles” date this person

I do whatever Anne tells me Anne is famous we should all listen to Anne.

littlemoretouchme replied to your post: YOOOOO. So today was a perfec…

:))))

mcbrayers replied to your post: YOOOOO. So today was a perfec…

SAM I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU I CAN’T STAND IT WOWOWOWOWWOW I’M JUST GONNA LIKE EVERYTHING

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I’M SO HAPPY FOR YOU, GURL!!!!

THANKS SO MUCH GUYS I LOVE YOU ALL.

mcbrayers replied to your post: Ahhh wow okay wow def think…

*winks and nudges about the han solo one*

ily <3

amypoeh1er said:
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"Picasso Visita el Planeta de los Simios" by Adam & the Ants

And pretenders pretend

To their patronage lend

But it’s the ones we don’t see 

That always fascinate me

But really the whole song lbr.

As the masters rot on walls

And the angels eat their grapes

I watched Picasso

Pablo Picasso

Visit The Planet Of The Apes (yeah)

amypoeh1er said:
I used to think you were perf and now I think you're double-perf

ANNNNNNNNNE MY PERF LIL MUNCHKIN <3