Hello, my name is Sam. Je suis bitchin'. One time I wrote a serious academic paper about Seinfeld and got an A on it.

19 | INTP | Lit Student | NYC

😎 ♔  up to no good. ♔ 😎
Thanks guys that’ll make a great paragraph.
(Seriously though, I agree completely conclusions and intros man I STG.)

Thanks guys that’ll make a great paragraph.

(Seriously though, I agree completely conclusions and intros man I STG.)

benaddictedsherlocked replied to your post: My cat is trying to steal my mashed potatoes help.

my cat i ALWAYS gettin up in my business while i’m tryna eat and it can really get out of hand. i wish you luck.

She’s standing here with her head shoved against my hand and her body all squished toward it like a little accordion she is so weird like CATS man just cats.  Thanks.

benaddictedsherlocked replied to your post: HAHA I DIDN’T KNOW THAT I NEEDED QUOTES FROM AT…

what if you got them from people online.

I wish.  :/  They have to be from people who go to my school.  Guh.

HEY MADDIE, I WENT TO RUBY’S FOR DINNER AND LOOK WHO WAS ON THE MENU.

HEY MADDIE, I WENT TO RUBY’S FOR DINNER AND LOOK WHO WAS ON THE MENU.

benaddictedsherlocked replied to your post: benaddictedsherlocked replied to your post:…

yeah he just likes being snarky sometimes hehehe

Same, it’s coo’ it’s coo’.

benaddictedsherlocked replied to your post: Maddie, that morbid boy commenting on your…

wait sam alex is actually a very nice young man hahahaha he’s a friend of clair’s and all them good people lol

Hah, I wasn’t going to say anything, I figured no harm was meant.

Maddie, that morbid boy commenting on your earthquake status is triggering my natural reaction to be an asshole.

benaddictedsherlocked replied to your post: My chocolate bar is gone and I HATE EVERYTHING.

that is the actual worst

IT’S LIKE INSULT TO INJURY.

 seawithinmind replied to your postMy chocolate bar is gone and I HATE EVERYTHING.

So does Remus.
WHAT NO SCREW YOU LAUREN.