Hello, my name is Sam. Je suis bitchin'. One time I wrote a serious academic paper about Seinfeld and got an A on it.

19 | INTP | Lit Student | NYC

😎 ♔  up to no good. ♔ 😎

My cat keeps shoving her paws on my trackpad in her sleep and she’s so cute but she KEEPS HIGHLIGHTING THINGS AND IT’S GETTING REAL RIDICULOUS.

  1. phantomboats said: at first i read that your cat was shoving your penis on your trackpad wow jeez the second reading made way more sense
  2. hugsfrompeeta said: GETTIN REAL TIRED OF YO SHIT, KITTY.
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