Hello, my name is Sam. Je suis bitchin'. One time I wrote a serious academic paper about Seinfeld and got an A on it.

19 | INTP | Lit Student | NYC

😎 ♔  up to no good. ♔ 😎
[frank costanza voice] I’M BACK, BABY.

[frank costanza voice] I’M BACK, BABY.

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my cat is half lazying ov      th kybosrd and bitin my finger help 

"i just want to sit here and feed my birds."

Actual Me.

  • flying back to NYC tomorrow !!
  • I had in-n-out today and we sat outside and this lil bird landed on our table and I gave her some fry and then she was just like hangin around but then she was on the fence behind me and suddenly tRIED TO LAND ON MY SHOULDER.  SO THAT’S NEW.  I GUESS I GIVE OUT GOOD BIRD VIBES.
Goodbye for now, my friend.

Goodbye for now, my friend.

R.I.P. Dominick George “Don” Pardo [February 22,1918 - August 18,2014]